Bear Jokes
 

Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !

What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !

Have you ever hunted bear ? No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!

How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !

Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo ? Because they'd rather go to the cinema !

What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !

Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !

How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, teddy, go !

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !

What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !

What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !

 

Short Jokes listed in alphabet order
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