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Accidents
A stranger rushed into a bar and ordered
a double whisky. "Tell me," he asked the
bartender agitatedly, "how high does a
penguin grow?"
"Oh, about so high," replied the
bartender, placing his hand some two
feet from the floor.
"Are you sure?" said the stranger.
"Positive," said the bartender.
"Damn. I guess I just ran over a nun!"
A young man was shipwrecked on a desert
island and didn't see another human
being for 20 years. Then out of the
blue, a beautiful woman was washed
ashore.
"How have you survived all these years?"
she asked, water dripping from her
velvety skin.
"I existed by digging for clams and
eating berries," he replied. "What did
you do for love?" she purred.
"What's love?"
With that, she showed him, not once, not
twice, but three times. "So, how do you
like love?" she said afterwards. "It's
great," he said. "But look what you did
to my clam digger!"
It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button
fell off. I picked up my briefcase and
the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to
the
bathroom. [RODNEY DANGERFIELD]
A huge fire broke out near a farm. The
county fire department were called out
but the blaze was too big for them to
tackle, so a call for additional
assistance was made to a part-time
volunteer force. The volunteer brigade
turned up in a dilapidated old truck
which spluttered along the track leading
to the fire. The county fire chief was
about to apologize to the farmer for the
embarrassment the volunteer force were
causing when, to his amazement, the
volunteer truck fearlessly drove into
the very heart of the fire. Within
minutes, the centre of the fire was
extinguished, breaking the blaze into
two controllable sections. An hour later
the entire fire was out.
The farmer was so impressed that he
immediately presented the captain of the
volunteer force with a cheque for 1,000
dollars.A local newspaperman asked the
captain what he was going to spend it
on. "I'm gonna get the brakes on that
damn truck fixed!"
[ A woman phoned her husband at work for
a chat. "Sorry, darling," he said,
"I'm really busy at the moment. I
haven't got time to talk."
"Oh, this won't take long. It's just
that I've got good news and bad news."
"Look," he repeated, "I really am busy.
Just give me the good news." "Well," she
said, "the air bag works."
Wife: "The big clock fell off the wall this afternoon. A moment sooner,
and it would have landed on Mother's
head."
Husband: "That's it! I'm getting rid of
that clock. It's always been slow."
A man was out walking when he fell over the edge of a cliff. As he hurtled
towards the ground, he just managed to
hang on to a protruding tree branch.
Staring down at a 200-foot drop to
almost certain death, he cried out:
"Help me, please! Is anybody up there?"
A deep voice came back: "Yes, my son, I
am up here." "Who is it?" called the
man.
"It is The Lord."
"Can you help me?"
"Certainly, my son. Just let go of the
branch and I will catch you."
The man thought for a moment, then
shouted: "Is anybody else up there?"
A car broke down on the expressway. The driver pulled over to the shoulder
and jumped out of the vehicle. Then he
opened the trunk and pulled out two men
in trenchcoats. The men stood behind the
car, opened up their coats and began
exposing themselves to oncoming traffic.
The result was a terrible pile-up.
A police officer arrived on the scene
and surveyed the carnage. He raged at
the driver: "Why on earth did you put
these two perverts at the side of the
road?"
The driver explained: "I broke down, and
I was just using my emergency flashers."
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