Accidents
I
collided with a stationary truck coming
the other way.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and
headed over the embankment.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove
into a telegraph pole.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't
have.
I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old
gentleman as he bounced off the roof of
my car.
As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place
where no stop sign had ever appeared
before. I was unable to stop in time to
avoid the accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper in front, I struck the pedestrian.
I had been driving for 40 years when I
fell asleep at the wheel and had an
accident.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
I was on my way to the doctor's with
rear end trouble when my universal joint
gave way, causing me to have an
accident.
[56] A pedestrian hit me and went under
my car.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the
road
when I struck him.
Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A: I could have traveled by bus.
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