ANIMAL JOKES

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'

Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas ? Because he has sandy claws !

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What is lion's favorite food ? Baked beings !

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

What does a lion brush his mane with ? A catacomb !

What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !

What's striped and bouncy ? A tiger on a pogo stick !

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free ? Smack a lion !

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field ? 'Pleased to eat you.' !

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman ? Frostbite !

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !

What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !

What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog ? A terrified postman !

When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

 

 

Short Jokes listed in alphabet order
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