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ANIMAL JOKES
What birds spend all their time
on their knees ?
Birds of prey ! |
What do you call a woodpecker
with no beak ?
A headbanger ! |
When is the best time to buy
budgies ?
When they're going cheap ! |
How do you get a cut-price
parrot ?
Plant bird seed ! |
Why is a sofa like a roast
chicken ?
Because they're both full of
stuffing ! |
What do you call a very rude
bird ?
A mockingbird ! |
Where do birds meet for coffee ?
In a nest-cafe ! |
How does a bird with a broken
wing manage to land safely ?
With it's sparrowchute ! |
What is green and pecks on trees
?
Woody Wood Pickle ! |
Which bird is always out of
breath ?
A puffin ! |
What's got six legs and can fly
long distances ?
Three swallows ! |
Why did the owl, owl ?
Because the woodpecker would
peck 'er ! |
What do you call a crate of
ducks ?
A box of quackers ! |
What language do birds speak ?
Pigeon English ! |
How do you get a parrot to talk
properly ?
Send him to polytechnic ! |
What do you get if you cross a
duck with a firework ?
A firequaker ! |
What is a parrot's favorite game
?
Hide and Speak ! |
What do you call a Scottish
parrot ?
A Macaw |
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