ANIMAL JOKES

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor ? 'The pheasants are revolting' !

First Caribou: Did you hear the joke about the rotten dinosaur eggs? Second Caribou: No. First Caribou: Two bad.

First Caribou: Did you hear about the ten tons of woolly mammoth hair that was stolen from the wig-maker today? Second Caribou: No, I haven't. First Caribou: The police are now combing the area.

First Caribou: How do you stop a dinosaur from biting his nails? Second Caribou: I give up. First Caribou: Pull his foot out of his mouth.

First Caribou: Ask me if I'm a rabbit. Second Caribou: Okay. Are you a rabbit? First Caribou: Yes, I'm a rabbit. Now ask me if I'm a caribou. Second Caribou: I'm game, are you a Caribou? First Caribou: No, silly. I told you I'm a rabbit.

First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

First Caribou: What kind of bears like to go out in the rain? Second Caribou: Drizzly bears.

First Caribou: What do snake charmers wear around their necks? Second Caribou: Boaties.

First Caribou: What do snakes learn in school? Second Caribou: Reading, writhing and arithmetic.

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybe.

 

Short Jokes listed in alphabet order
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