ANIMAL JOKES

What do you do with a blue Burmese ? Try and cheer it up a bit !

What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

What's worse than raining cats and dogs ? Hailing taxi cabs !

How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

What do you get if cross a cat with a canary ? Shredded tweet !

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !

Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !

What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary ? A peeping tom !

How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house ? Because she heard fowl language !

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !

What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue

 

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