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ANIMAL JOKES
Why is a crazy marmalade cat
like a biscuit ?
They are both ginger nuts ! |
What do you call a cat that has
just eaten a whole duck ?
A duck filled fatty puss ! |
What kind of cat should you take
into the desert ?
A first aid kitty ! |
Why do cats chase birds ?
For a lark ! |
What do cats read in the morning
?
Mewspapers ! |
On what should you mount a
statue of your cat ?
A caterpillar ! |
How is a cat laying down like a
coin ?
Because he has his head on one
side and his tail on the other ! |
What cat purrs more than any
other ?
Purrsians ! |
How do you spell mousetrap in
just three letters ?
C-A-T ! |
Why did the cat put the letter
"M" into the fridge ?
Because it turns "ice" into
"mice" ! |
When the cat's away.....?
The house smells better ! |
Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate condensed
milk ! |
Why did the cat cross the road ?
It was the chicken's day off ! |
What works in a circus, walks a
tightrope and has claws ?
An acrocat ! |
What do you call a cat wearing
shoes ?
Puss in boots ! |
What does a cat call a bowl of
mice ?
A purrfect meal ! |
What is another way to describe
a cat ?
A heat seeking missile ! |
What did the cat do when he
swallowed some cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with
baited breath ! |
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