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How Many Members of Your Sign Does It
Take to Change a Light bulb?
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ARIES: Just one but it takes a hell
of a lot of light bulbs. Wanna make
something of it?
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TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light
if at all possible. Are you
absolutely positive that light bulb
is burned out? I hate to throw it
away if it still might be useful. Do
I have to move?
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GEMINI: Probably one is best,
because if there are more than one,
they'll get so wrapped up in talking
to each other that they'll forget
all about the light bulb.
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CANCER: Only one, but three
therapists will be needed to help
with the grieving process.
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LEO: Leos do not change their own
light bulbs. They find someone else
to do it for them. Or they do it but
they then need 10 to applaud them
for their effort.
VIRGO: One to clean out the socket,
one to dust the bulb, one to install
and two engineers to check the work.
LIBRA: First of all they can’t
decide if it needs changing. If they
do it’s then: well, I could do it,
unless of course you'd prefer to do
it, but you look sort of busy right
now. What do you want to do?
SCORPIO: None, because Scorpios
aren't afraid of the dark. But, if
by the slight off-chance that the
bulb may need to be changed, One
from across the room, if they've
learned their teleporting lessons
well enough.
SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining,
the day is young, we've got the rest
of our lives ahead of us and you're
worrying about a stupid light bulb?
CAPRICORN: I don't have time for
these foolish jokes and the light is
fine as it is.
AQUARIUS: Well, you see, energy is
really matter and matter is really
energy and light is a form of energy
but the light bulb is matter, and -
have you asked the bulb if it wants
to be changed?
PISCES: What light bulb?
After Sex Comments by Sun Sign . . . :
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Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
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Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the
pizza."
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Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
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Cancer: "When are we getting
married?"
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Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
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Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
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Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
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Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie
you."
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Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll
call you."
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Capricorn: "Do you have a business
card?"
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Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our
clothes off!"
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Pisces: "What did you say your name
was again?"
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