Banking
A man walked into a bank and asked to borrow the sum of 2,000 dollars for three weeks. The loan officer asked what collateral the man had. He replied: "I've got a Rolls-Royce. Keep it until the loan is paid off. Here are the keys So the loan officer arranged for the car to be driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping and gave the man the 2,000 dollars.
Three weeks later, the man walked back into the bank, paid back the 2,000 dollars loan plus 10 dollars interest and regained possession of his Rolls-Royce. The loan officer was mystified: "Tell me, sir," he said, "why would someone who drives a Rolls-Royce need to borrow 2,000 dollars?"
The man replied: "I had to go abroad for three weeks and where else could I store a Rolls-Royce for that length of time for 10 dollars?"

[What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead banker on the road? - There are skid marks near the skunk.

A man went into a bank and withdrew 1,000 dollars in cash. To keep the bills together, he bound them with a rubber band. Then he stuffed the wad of money in his pocket and headed for the door. However he had only gone a few yards down the street when he found to his horror that the money was missing. He was sure that he hadn't been targeted by a pickpocket and could only presume that the bundle of bills had fallen out of his pocket.
He dashed back into the bank and collided with an elderly customer.
"Have you lost some money tied in a rubber band?" asked the old man.
"Yes, I have!"
"Well, I've found the rubber band."

 

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