Baseball

A small boy got lost at a baseball game. He went up to a police officer and said: "I've lost my dad."
"What's he like?" asked the officer sympathetically. "Beer and women," said the boy.

After spending so much time in Hollywood, Hugh Grant decided to get involved in the local community. Someone suggested he take up baseball, so he joined a local team.
During their first game, Grant came out to bat. On the very first pitch, he knocked the ball out of the park. The team members stood there, dumbfounded. Unfortunately, so did Grant.
"Run!" his team-mates yelled.
Grant turned and stared at them icily. "There's no need for me to run away," he replied. "I'm more than willing to reimburse you chaps for the cost of your ball."

 

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