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Beauty
You know how you can tell whether a
woman's had her face lifted? Every time
she crosses her legs, her mouth snaps
open. [JOAN RIVERS]
Plastic surgery fanatic Jocelyne Wildenstein was knocked down by a car. As
she lay unconscious on the roadside, she
felt herself drifting through a long,
dark tunnel towards the light, where she
met God."It's not your time to die yet;"
said God. "You have another 30 or 40
years to live." So she went back to
Earth where she made a full recovery.
Jocelyne was so grateful for her lucky
escape that, when she was discharged
from hospital, she decided to embark on
a new way of life. She went to doctors
for a complete make-over to reverse all
her plastic surgery and restore her body
to its original state.
Facing the world with renewed
confidence, she was leaving her home one
morning and failed to notice a speeding
car. Seriously injured again, she found
herself before God once more - but this
time it was for good.
Furious, she screamed at him: "You said
I'd have another 30 or 40 years!"
Embarrassed, God said: "I'm sorry, I
didn't recognize you."
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not colour, but to
accept God's final word on where your
lips end. [JERRY SEINFELD]
I've got no bosoms. In Africa they want to name an underdeveloped nation
after me. [JOAN RIVERS]
]How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
-Through a catalogue.
A wife bought a whole range of cosmetics designed to knock years off her
age. After five hours applying the
various creams and potions, she asked
her husband: "Tell me honestly, darling,
what age do you think I look?"
He said: "From your skin-21; from your
hair - 18; from your figure-23."
"Oh, you flatterer," she gushed.
"Wait a minute," he said, "I haven't
added them up yet."
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the
core.
[PHYLLIS DILLER]
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