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Birthdays
A son was approaching his fifteenth birthday and his father asked him what
he would like as a present.
"Dad," he said, "I have everything a boy
could wish for. The only thing I can
think of that I want is a plastic
parrot."
"A plastic parrot?" queried the father.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, Dad," replied the son. "I would
like a plastic parrot for my birthday."
So the father bought him a plastic
parrot. A few weeks later, the father
was in
the son's room but could find no trace
of the parrot. He thought it strange
that such
a valued gift could vanish so quickly,
but didn't mention anything about it to
the boy. A year later, the son was
preparing to celebrate his sixteenth
birthday. "What would you like for your
birthday, son?" asked the father.
"I have everything a boy could wish
for," he replied. "But I would like a
box of six
plastic parrots."
The father still thought it was a
strange request but went ahead and
bought a box of six plastic parrots.
And, just as happened the previous year,
a few weeks after the boy's birthday,
the parrots had disappeared.
Come the son's seventeenth birthday and
the father asked him what he would like
as a present.
"I have everything a boy could wish
for," he replied. "But I would like a
giant box of 28 plastic parrots."The
father was utterly baffled but went
ahead and bought the parrots. Within six
weeks, there was no trace of them in the
boy's room.
For his son's 18th birthday, his father
was determined to do something
different. "I want to buy you a really
special gift for your eighteenth. Now
what would you like? A car maybe?"
"Dad, I have everything a boy could wish
for. But I would like a room full of
plastic parrots."
"Not plastic parrots again," cried the
father in despair. "Honestly, Dad, it's
what I want."
So the father bought a room full of
plastic parrots. Six weeks later they
had all disappeared from the son's room.
This time his father decided to
challenge him. "Look, son, I don't know
what it is with you and these plastic
parrots. But I keep buying them for you
and they keep disappearing. Where are
they?"
"Trust me on this one, Dad. I'll tell
you in due course. But not right now."
The months flew by and soon it was the
son's nineteenth birthday.
"I suppose it's more plastic parrots?"
said the father resignedly.
"That's right. This time I'd like an
entire warehouse full."
The father obeyed the son's wishes and
bought thousands of plastic parrots. One
day a few weeks later, he arrived home
from work to find that every single
parrot had vanished. Desperate to solve
the mystery of the plastic parrots, he
waited for his son to return. Instead he
received a phone call from the hospital
to say that the boy had been the
innocent victim in a gangland shooting
and was seriously ill. The father rushed
to his bedside. The surgeons admitted
that the son was unlikely to pull
through.
"Son, this may not seem the right
moment, but I have to ask you about
these plastic parrots. What do you want
them for? And what have you done with
them all?"
"I will tell you, dad, if you do me one
last favour." "Sure, son. Anything. What
is it?"
"Could you go to the shop and get me one
plastic parrot?"
The father rushed to the nearest gift
shop, bought a plastic parrot and dashed
back to his son's bedside.
"There you are, son," he said,
presenting him with the plastic parrot.
"Now, what's it all about? I simply have
to know."
"I understand," said the son weakly. "It
must have been a mystery to you, me
asking for plastic parrots every
birthday. So I feel I owe it to you to
tell you the truth You see, they were
..."
And he died.
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