Christmas
 It was Christmas Eve and the entire house was decorated with lights and tinsel. It was a magical sight. The little boy turned to his father and asked: "Dad, how did the fairy get on top of the Christmas tree?"
"You want to know how the fairy got on top of the Christmas tree? I'll tell you a story, son. Once upon a time, there was a fairy who was helping Santa Claus with the preparations for Christmas. She was helping to decorate Santa's grotto, but Santa couldn't be bothered. He was in a bad mood. He had been let down by two of the reindeer, Mrs Claus was giving him a hard time and he had been drinking heavily. So the last thing he was interested in was decorating his grotto. But the fairy was keen and wanted everything to look as pretty as possible.
"'What shall I do with this gold tinsel, Santa?' asked the fairy politely.
"'Oh, I don't know,' growled Santa. 'And I don't care either.'
Two minutes later, the fairy appeared with a box of beautiful silver balls.
"'What shall I do with these beautiful silver balls?' asked the fairy.
"'How should I know!' snarled Santa. 'Do what you like with them.'
Two minutes later, the fairy came back with a Christmas tree.
"'What shall I do with this Christmas tree?' asked the fairy.
"This was too much for Santa. 'As far as I'm concerned, you can stick it up your...'
"And that, son, is how the fairy got on top of the Christmas tree."
 How is the Italian version of Christmas different? - One Mary, one Jesus and 33 Wise guys.

 A New York mother took her young son to Gimbels department store to meet Santa Claus.
"What would you like for Christmas, young man?" asked the jolly Santa.
"A computer games console, a bicycle and an Action Man," replied the boy. "I'll do my best to see that you're lucky," said Santa.
Later that day the mother took the boy to Macy's department store and once
again they visited Santa's grotto.
"What would you like for Christmas, young man?" asked the Santa.
"A computer games console, a bicycle and an Action Man," replied the boy. "And are you going to be a good boy and help your mother?" asked Santa.
The boy turned to his mother and said: "Let's go back to Gimbels. I didn't have to
make any promises there."

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