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The year was 1959 and college boy Mike went to pickup Cathy, his date for
the evening. While Cathy was getting
ready, her father was asking Mike about
his plans for the evening.
"We'll probably go to a soda shop or a
movie," said Mike.
Her father calmly replied: "Why don't
the pair of you go out and screw?"
Mike was taken aback by the suggestion.
"You think we should go out and
screw?" he queried.
"Absolutely," said the father. "After
all, you're only young once. And I know
how Cathy loves to screw. She'd screw
all night if we let her."
Mike was lost for words, but reckoned it
was going to be a date to remember.
Shortly afterwards, Cathy appeared and
off they went. Her father sat back to
watch the TV but 20 minutes later, the
door burst open and Cathy ran in,
sobbing.
"Dammit, Daddy!" she screamed. "It's
called the twist!"
Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job and we should treat it
like one. If your boyfriend or
girlfriend wants to leave you, they
should give you two weeks' notice. There
should be severance pay and before they
leave you, they
should have to find you a temp. [Boa
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