Dentists
A young woman had terrible toothache but was reluctant to go to the dentist because she was frightened of his drill. Eventually, however, she was in such discomfort that she decided to pluck up courage.
"I really am scared," she told the dentist as she entered the surgery. "I don't know which is worse - having a tooth filled or having a baby."
"Well," said the dentist, "make up your mind before I adjust the chair."

 I'm always amazed to hear of air-crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? [PAUL MERTON]

 A dentist was filling a cavity when he turned to the patient and said: "Would you mind doing me a favour? Could you let out a loud, piercing scream?"
The patient said: "But it doesn't hurt so bad this time."
The dentist said: "I know. But I've got a waiting room full of people and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game."

 Patient "How much to have a tooth pulled?" Dentist "80 dollars."
Patient "80 dollars for a few minutes work?" Dentist "I can extract it very slowly if you like."

 As a dentist prepared to extract a tooth from a lady patient, she suddenly grabbed him by the balls and said ominously: "Now we're not going to hurt each other, are we?"

 I went to the dentist. He said, "Say aaah." I said, "Why?". He said, "My
dog's died." [TIM VINE]
 

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