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Dinner parties
A wife was holding a lavish dinner party at the family
apartment and had invited the cream of
San Franciscan society to attend. To
ensure that she was serving only the
freshest food at the party, that
afternoon she sent her husband down to
the beach to fetch some snails. But
while he was collecting snails on the
beach, he met a beautiful woman. Well,
one thing led to another and they ended
up going back to her place, drinking
several bottles of wine and making
passionate love.
He was so smitten with her that he
completely forgot about the time and it
was the following morning before he woke
up. "My God!" he thought. "My wife's
dinner party!" He frantically got
dressed and ran back to the apartment
just as the sun was rising. But he was
in such a hurry that as he reached the
top of the stairs leading to the
apartment, he dropped the bucket of
snails and they fell to the floor. There
were snails all the way down the stairs.
Just then his wife opened the door. She
was furious. "Where have you been all
night?" she screamed.
He looked at her and then at the trail
of snails down the stairs. "Come on
guys," he said, "we're almost there."
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