Dogs
 A blind man was walking along the street with his guide dog when it suddenly stopped and cocked its leg against the blind man's leg. Immediately, the blind man felt in his pocket, produced a biscuit and fed it to the dog.
A passer-by was amazed at what she had just witnessed. "In view of what the dog just did to you," she told the blind man, "that was an incredible act of kindness."
"Nonsense", said the blind man. "I only did it to find out which end of the dog to kick!"
 Outside of a dog, books are a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. [GROUCHO MARX]

 A meek little man walked into a bar and said: "Does anyone own that rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do," said a big, burly biker, rising to his feet. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him."
"What are you talking about?" snarled the biker. "How could your puny little
chihuahua kill my mighty rottweiler?"
"It seems she got stuck in your dog's throat."
 

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