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A man spent six hours in a bar before
rolling home to his wife blind drunk.
"Where have you been?" she demanded.
"I've been to this amazing bar," he
slurred, rocking on his feet. "It's
called the Golden Saloon and everything
there is golden. At the front there are
two huge golden doors, the floors are
golden and even the urinals are golden."
"What rubbish," snapped the wife. "I
don't believe a word of it."
"Here," said the husband, rummaging in
his pocket for a piece of paper. "Ring
this number if you don't believe me."
So the following day she phoned the
number on the slip of paper. "Is this
the tf! Golden Saloon?" she asked.
"it is," replied the bartender.
"Tell me," said the wife, "do you have
two huge golden doors at the front of
the building?"
"Sure do," said the bartender.
"And do you have golden floors?"
"Yup."
"What about golden urinals?"
There was a long pause and then the wife
heard the bartender yell: "Hey, Duke, I
think I got a lead on the guy that
pissed in your saxophone last night!"
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. [HENNY
YOUNGMAN]
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