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An 18-year-old boy came home excitedly one night and announced: "Janie and
me are getting married."
His father's face fell. He took the boy
to one side and said: "I'm sorry, son,
you can't marry Janie. When I was first
married to your mother, I'm afraid I
fooled around a lot. You see, Janie is
your half-sister."
The boy was devastated and it took him
six months to start dating again. But a
year on, he came home with more good
news. "Kirsty and me are getting
married."
His father's face dropped. Once again he
took the boy to one side and explained:
"I'm sorry, son, you can't marry Kirsty.
She's your half-sister too."
The boy ran to his room in tears. Later
his mother came up to comfort him.
"Dad's done a lot of bad things," sobbed
the boy. "He keeps saying I can't marry
the girl I love."
"Oh, don't pay any attention to him,"
she said. "He's not your real father."
Why are families like a box of chocolates? - They're mostly sweet, with a
few nuts.
"That wife of mine is a liar," confided
a husband to his best friend. "How do
you know?"
"Because she didn't come home last
night, and when I asked her where she'd
been, she said she'd spent the night
with her sister Emma." „So?„
"So she's a liar. I spent the night with
her sister Emma!"
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