Football (American)
 A college football coach addressed a newcomer to the team and said: "Look, I know I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you on the team. I'm gonna do a deal with you: if you can answer one simple math question, you can play. 0K?"
The newcomer nodded."Right," said the coach. "What's two plus two?"
The new boy thought for a moment and answered "Four'.
Before the coach could say anything, the rest of the team started screaming: "Oh
come on, coach, give him another chance."

 After spending all day watch football on TV, a man fell asleep and spent the night in the chair. His wife woke him in the morning. "It's twenty to seven," she called.
"In whose favour?"

 A football fan had a lousy seat at the stadium, offering a really bad view. But through his binoculars he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line and so he made his way there. When he got there, he asked the man in the next seat whether the empty seat was taken.
"This is my wife's seat," he replied solemnly. "She passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear of your sad loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"
"They're all at the funeral."

 Bowing to political correctness and pressure from Native Americans, the Washington Redskins have changed their name. They will now be known as the Washington Tampons - a name chosen because the team is good for only one period and doesn't have a second string.

 Three men died and went to heaven where St Peter quizzed each one. "What's your IQ?" St Peter asked the first man. "210."
"Maybe we can discuss the theory of relativity some time." St Peter turned to the second man. "What's your IQ?"
"170."
"Maybe we can discuss quantum mechanics some time." St Peter turned to the third man. "What's your IQ?"
"40."
"Hey, how about those San Francisco 49ers?"

 

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