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Hair
A man went to the same hairdresser every month. The hairdresser had the
annoying habit of belittling whatever
the customer said. One month the
customer said he had bought a new car.
"What sort?" asked the hairdresser. "A
BMW," replied the customer.
"Oh, you shouldn't have got a BMW," said
the hairdresser. "You'd be much better
off with a Ferrari. Much classier, more
comfortable, better road-holding."
The following month the customer
revealed that he had bought an executive
house on a new development on the
outskirts of town. "Oh, you don't want
to move there," sneered the hairdresser.
"It's miles from the shops. And there's
no decent pubs. You see, they'll be
giving those houses away soon."
At his next appointment, the customer
said that he was going on holiday to
Rome.
"What do you want to go to Rome for?"
asked the hairdresser. "There's nothing
much there. It's all ruins.""Well,"
replied the customer patiently, "it's
always been my ambition to meet the Pope
and, if possible, to speak to him."
"No chance," laughed the hairdresser.
"You won't get anywhere near him. I bet
you £100 the Pope doesn't talk to you."
The customer was so fed up with the
hairdresser's attitude that he accepted
the bet. A month later he returned for
his next haircut and was asked how he
had got on in Rome.
"Don't forget our £100 bet," crowed the
hairdresser. "You can pay by cheque."
"No, actually you owe me £100," said the
customer. "The Pope did speak to me."
"How?" spluttered the hairdresser.
"Well," said the customer, "I was
wandering around St Peter's Square one
morning hoping to catch a glimpse of the
Pope when, to my surprise, I saw him
walking towards me. And to my amazement,
he stopped beside me and started talking
to me.
"What did he say?" asked the
hairdresser.
"He said: 'Where on earth did you get
that terrible haircut?'"
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There's one thing about baldness; it's neat. [DON HEROLD]
Celebrating their silver wedding
anniversary, the wife turned to her
husband and said: "Will you still love
me when my hair has gone grey?" "Why
not?" he replied. "Haven't I loved you
through six other shades?"
A guy went into a barber shop and said: "I want my hair cut so that it's
all different lengths round the front
and back, there's a strange spiky bit on
top and bald patches here, here and
here."
"I don't think I can do that," said the
barber. "Why not? You did last time I
was here!"
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