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Hallowe'en
[939] A married couple were invited to a
masked Hallowe'en party. They were
eagerly looking forward to it but at the
last minute the wife cried off with a
headache. However she didn't want to
spoil her husband's fun and insisted
that he went on his own. So he set off
for the party in full costume.
After lying on the bed for an hour, the
wife began to feel better and decided
that she was well enough to go to the
party after all. When she arrived, the
party was in full swing. She quickly
spotted her husband but chose to keep
her presence a secret from him,
something she was able to do since he
had no idea what her costume was.
Instead she preferred to observe him, to
see how he behaved when he thought she
wasn't around. She watched from afar as
he flirted, kissed and danced with other
women and then figured it was time to
make a move on him herself, still
without revealing her identity.
Disguising her voice, she sidled up to
him and said: "Fancy a breath of fresh
air." "Sure," he replied. "I know the
very place." And with that, he led her
to his car where they had sex on the
back seat.Both returned to the party but
shortly before the unmasking at
midnight, she slipped home alone,
removed her costume and went to bed.
Waiting for her husband to come home,
she wondered how he would manage to
explain his behaviour at the party.
"How was it?" she asked when he finally
arrived.
"Oh, you know I never have a good time
when you're not there, darling." "Did
you dance?"
"No, not one dance. In fact, when I got
there, I met a few mates and we went to
the den and played poker all evening."
"Oh, yeah?" said the wife.
"But I tell you," he continued. "The guy
I loaned my costume to sure had a good
time!"
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