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A man died and went up to heaven where he was greeted by St Peter. "And
who are you?" asked St Peter."What's
wrong?" they said.
She gasped: "When I saw two gas men
running as hard as you, I figured I'd
better run too!"
The price of Prozac went up 50 per cent last year. When Prozac users were
asked about it, they said, "Whatever."
[CONAN O'BRIEN]
Reason to be cheerful: statistics say that every seven minutes of every
day, someone in an aerobics class pulls
a hamstring.
A man went into a drug store and asked the pharmacist if he could give him
something for hiccups. Without warning,
the pharmacist suddenly reached out and
slapped the man hard across the face.
"What did you do that for?" asked the
man indignantly. "Well, you haven't got
hiccups any more, have you?" "I haven't
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What do aerobics instructors and people who process bacon have in common?
- They both tear hams into shreds.
Why did the aerobics instructor cross the road? - Someone on the other
side could still walk.
First man: "I tried to kill myself yesterday by taking 1,000 aspirin."
Second man: "What happened?"
First man: "Oh, after the first two I
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles
a day when she was 60. She's 97 today
and we don't know where the hell she is.
[ELLEN DEGENERES]
After receiving his medication from the pharmacist, the customer inquired:
"Are these time-release pills?"
"Yes," said the pharmacist. "They begin
to work after your cheque clears."
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