Honeymoon
Two newlyweds walked up to the hotel clerk and asked for a suite. "Bridal?" asked the clerk.
The new bride blushed and said: "No thanks, I'll hold on to his shoulders until I get the hang of it."

 An 88-year-old man married a 17-year-old girl. Returning from their honeymoon, he told a friend: "We made love almost every night."
"How did you manage that at 88?" asked the friend.
"Well," said the new groom, "we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday. .."

 Two newlyweds spent their honeymoon at a remote log cabin. After booking in on the Saturday, they weren't seen again for another five days. The elderly couple who ran the resort were becoming concerned and so the husband went and knocked on the door of the cabin.
A young man answered the door, bleary-eyed.
"Are you two OK?" asked the old man. "Only nobody's seen you around since Saturday."
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."
"I thought so. Would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window? They're choking my ducks!"

 

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