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Horses
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were sitting drinking in a bar when a cowboy
came in and asked: "Whose white horse is
that outside?"
The Lone Ranger replied: "That's my
horse - Silver."
"Well," said the cowboy, "he doesn't
look too good left out there in the
blazing midday sun."
So the Lone Ranger and Tonto went
outside to take a look at Silver who was
indeed suffering in the heat. The Lone
Ranger gave him a bowl of water to drink
and splashed some water over his back.
But the problem was there was no breeze,
so the Lone Ranger asked Tonto to run
around Silver to get some air flowing
and to cool the horse down. While Tonto
was doing this, the Lone Ranger went
back into the bar to finish his drink.
A few moments later, another cowboy
walked in and asked: "Whose white horse
is that outside?"
The Lone Ranger turned to face him:
"That's my horse," he said. "What's
wrong with him now?"
"Nothing," replied the cowboy. "I just
wanted to let you know that you left
your Injun running."
A man drove his car into a ditch on a quiet country lane. Fortunately a
farmer passed by with a horse.
"Could your horse pull my car out of the
ditch?" asked the driver.
"Buddy's a big strong horse," said the
farmer. "We'll see what we can do."
The farmer hitched Buddy up to the car
and said: "Pull, Blackie, pull." Buddy
didn't move an inch.
Then the farmer said: "Pull, Samson,
pull." Buddy didn't move an inch.
Then the farmer said: "Pull, Troy,
pull." Buddy didn't move an inch.
Then the farmer said: "Pull, Buddy,
pull." And Buddy effortlessly pulled the
car
out of the ditch.
The driver was grateful but mystified.
"Tell me, why did you keep calling your
horse by the wrong name?"
"Ah, well," said the farmer, "you see,
Buddy is blind. And if he thought he was
the only one pulling, he wouldn't even
try!"
A cowboy rode into town and went into the saloon for a few drinks. When he
came out again, his horse was gone. He
stormed back into the saloon and
shouted: "Who stole my horse?"
There was no reply.
He was getting angry. "Right, if no one
owns up to stealing my horse, I'm going
to do what I did in Arizona."
Still there was silence.
The cowboy was fuming. "This is your
last chance. If no one owns up to
stealing
my horse, I'm going to do what I did in
Arizona."
Just then, a lone voice piped up: "What
did you do in Arizona?" The cowboy said
quietly: "I walked home
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