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4. A tourist was visiting New Mexico, While gazing at the dinosaur bones that were everywhere, he met an old Indian who acted as an unofficial guide.

"How old are these bones?" asked the tourist.

"Exactly one hundred million and three years old," was the Indian's reply.

"How can you be so definite?" inquired the tourist.

"Oh, a geologist told me they were one hundred million years old," replied the Indian, "and that was exactly three years ago."

Achievement

5. Bob: "Can you do anything that other people can't?" Herb: "Why, yes. I can read my own handwriting."

Admiration

6. A young American woman stood before Beethoven's piano in a Vienna museum. Presently she struck off a few discordant notes. "I suppose," she said to the attendant, "that many noted musicians have inspected this instrument."

"Oh, yes," replied the man. "Recently Paderewski was here." "Paderewski!" exclaimed the visitor. "Certainly he must have played something wonderful."

"On the contrary; he did not feel worthy to touch it."

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