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in nearly every class, there will be a youngster eager to argue. Your first impulse will be to silence him, but I advise you to think carefully before doing so. He probably is the only one listening."

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63. The clothes that make a woman break a man.

64. She: "The contralto certainly has a large repertoire." H e: "Yes and that tight dress sure shows it off."

65. A woman wears a sweater to accentuate the positive and a girdle to eliminate the negative.

66. Mother had bought father a new tie for his birthday.

"I wonder what would go best with it," she asked, after he had opened the package.

Father eyed the violet-colored horror, and exclaimed, "A beard!"

67. Down South for a visit, the young Yankee made a date with a local lovely. When he called for her at her home, she Was clad in a low-cut, tight-fitting gown. He remarked, "That's a beautiful dress."

"Sho 'nough?" she drawled. "It sure does."

68. A rather stout woman visited her foot doctor. After he pried her foot loose from a dainty shoe, he asked her what her trouble was.

"It seems my feet are always swollen," she complained. "I wonder what causes this."

The doctor glanced at her feet, then at the shoes. "Well," he mused, "it could be pride in accomplishing the impossible."

69. The wife who could not attend the banquet with her husband began questioning him about what the women wore to the gala affair.