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Bachelorhood
74. The only thing worse than being a bachelor is being
a bachelor's son.
75. Prospective employee: "Just why do you want a
married man to work for you rather than a bachelor?"
Boss: "The married men don't get so upset if I yell at
them."
76. "I was sorry to hear that your brother passed on,"
one old classmate consoled another at a reunion. "Had he
finished his education?"
"No," said the other. "He died a bachelor."
77. The bachelor's attractive new housekeeper tiptoed
into the study and asked apologetically, "Sir, shall I
clean your stove and sweep your porch now?"
"Margie," said the bachelor, "in this house we are all
for one and one for all. You do not say 'your stove' or
'your porch' or 'your chair: Instead you say 'our stove'
or 'our porch' or 'our chair: "
That evening Margie served a spendid dinner to the
bachelor and his boss and the boss' daughter, whom the
bachelor was anxious to impress.
Margie was late in serving the last course and she
rushed
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