HUMOR
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19 * BARGAIN-BARGAINS
87. Customer: "I want a close shave." Barber: "You just
had one."
Customer: "How's zat?"
Barber: "That big guy who walked in just as you took
your hand off the manicurist's knee is her husband."
88. A man walked into the barber's and asked for a
shave.
The barber's young assistant spoke up: "May 1 try
shaving him? 1(11 be good practice."
"All right-go ahead," replied his boss doubtfully. "But
be careful. Don't cut yourself."
89. A barber with a bad case of "morning after the night
before" shakes nicked the customer he was shaving. The
customer commented, "You see what too much liquor will
do to you?"
"Yeah," replied the barber, "it sure makes your skin
tender."
90. Sam, the barber, seemed a little jumpy and it made
his customer nervous. "Sam," he said, "what happens if
you cut a customer? Does the boss get sore?"
"Yes, he does," Sam replied. "He makes us pay a dollar
for every cut we give a customer-but 1 don't care, 1 had
a good day at the races yesterday."
Bargain-Bargains
91. Fond parent to little boy: "How much is two and two,
son ?"
Little boy: "Six."
Fond parent: "No, son, that's wrong. The answer is
four." Little boy: "I know what the answer is, father,
but I just
wanted to hear you bargain."
92. Line dispatcher: "Say, young lady, will you please
show me some er-er black lace unmentionables?"
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