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BEAUTY * 20

Cute salesgirl: "Surely, sir. Here are several lovely pieces.

And it might be of interest to you to know that this is the only place you can touch these for anywhere near the price."

93. An old lady stepped up to the ticket window in the railway station and asked, "How much is a ticket to Cleveland?"

"That's ten dollars and seventy-nine cents," replied the agent. The old lady turned to the little girl bedde her and said, "1 guess we may as well buy our tickets here. I've asked at all these windows, and they are the same price everywhere."

Beauty

94. If all brides are beautiful, where do so many ugly women come from?

95. Two businessmen were relaxing on the beach at Miami. "You know," one began, "what does everyone see in Elizabeth Taylor? Take away her hair, her lips, her eyes, and her figure-and what've you got?" The other businessman grunted. "My wife," he said sadly.

Behavior

96. Little monkeys grow up to be big monkeys; little pigs grow up to be big pigs; but man, wonderful man, can grow up to be either.

97. "1 noticed that your daughter didl/t get home until two this morning. My daughter, Shirley, was in by midnight."

"1 know, but you see, my daughter walked home."

98. A Broadway playboy decided to reform. The first week