Humor   A -Z


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Card-playing. See also Gambling

119. Looks are sometimes deceiving. The man with a vacant look may have a full house.

120. The policeman stopped a man going down the street clad in a barrel.

"Are you a poker player?" he asked.

"No," the man replied, "but I just left some fellows who
are.

121. The zoo keeper received an indignant complaint that the monkeys were playing poker and a warning that he should do something about it right away.

"That's all right," he soothed. "They're only playing for peanuts."

122. It was during a bridge game that a shapely girl felt a foot run up and down the calf of her leg. She looked at the other three players, all men, and then snarled:

"If that's my husband, I bid three no trump. If it's one of you other guys, he's gonna get a punch right in the nose!"

123. At 3:00 A.M., the cautious husband silently inserted his key in the front door, but his wife was on hand to greet him. 27