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130. "My teenage son obeys me perfectly." "Amazing. How do you do it?"

"I tell him to do as he pleases."

131. An elderly gentleman strolling through a quiet residential neighborhood came upon a little boy sitting on the curb crying copiously. "What's the trouble, son?" he asked. "Are you lost?"

"Worse than that," the youngster sobbed. "Mom's book on child-raising is lost, and now she's using her own judgment I"

Church affiliation

132. A businessman was interviewing a job applicant.

"Now then," he stated briskly, "for this position we need a real live wire. But, at the same time, he must be methodical. I can't overemphasize the importance of his being methodical."

"Hm'm," the applicant said, after some thought, "if that's the case, I guess I don't want the job after all."

"No? Why not?"

"Well," replied the applicant, "it's that 'methodical.' All my life I've been a good Presbyterian, and I don't believe that I'm going to change now."

Church attendance

133. If men cared what other men wear, they'd be in church oftener.

134. If ever I build a church I will put this sign on every door : "You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out."

135. "Dad, can I ask you a question?" "Sure, son."