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HUMOR
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ANCESTRY * 6
ternalism. If you want Uncle Sam to take care of you,
that's Socialism. If you want your comrades to take care
of you, that's Communism. But if you want to take care
of yourself, that's Americanism.
Ancestry
25. "I want a dog of which I can be proud," said Mrs.
Newlyrich. "Does that one have a good pedigree?"
"Lady," declared the kennel owner, "if he could talk, he
wouldn't speak to either of us."
26. The lady was trying to impress those at the party.
"My family's ancestry is very old," she said. "It dates
back to the days of King John of England." Then turning
to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked
condescendingly: "How old is your family, my dear?"
"Well," said the woman with a quiet smile, "I can't
really say. All our family records were lost in the
Flood."
Anger
27. A man is never in worse company than when he flies
into a rage and is beside himself.
Antique-Antiques
28. A lady, traveling in a set determined to outdo one
another in their search for antiques, one day called
upon the leader and excitedly remarked: "I came across
something marvelous. An archaeologist friend sent me the
very cup from which Socrates drank the hemlock."
"Are you sure it's authentic?" gasped the pace-setter.
"Authentic?" repeated the woman. "Why when they dug it
up it was marked 350 B.C."
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