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complained: "That job I got. Is it ever strict? If the
total is wrong, it's all wrong!"
33. "When are you going back to school, Tom?" ''I'm not
going back, 'cause my teacher's gone crazy." "Gone
crazy?"
"Yes. One day she told us that four and one are five,
and today she says that two and three make five."
34. "I can't figure it out," said the small boy trying
to get his father to help him with his arithmetic. "If a
carpenter was paid $3 a day, how much did he earn in
four days?"
"No wonder you can't figure it out," replied the father.
"That's not arithmetic-that's ancient history."
35. The harried coach pleaded with the professor who had
flunked his prize tackle to give the boy another chance.
Finally the professor agreed and did give his boy a
special makeup exam.
The next day the coach again anxiously queried the
professor. "How did Jones do?"
"I'm sorry," said the professor. "It's hopeless. Look at
this ... 7 x 5 = 33."
"But gosh, Professor," said the coach, "give him a
break.
He only missed it by one."
Armed Forces
36. If you think old soldiers just fade away, try
getting into your old Army uniform.
37. Johnnie: "I would rather be a general than a
private.
Generals don't have to fight for their medals."
38. A soldier leaving an army base was overheard saying
to a comrade: "This has got to be love at first sight.
I'm on an eight-hour pass."
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