Hunting
   A city guy bought all the hunting gear from a department store and went for his first day's shooting in the country. However, he didn't bag a thing all day. Then just as he was on his way back to his car, he spotted a duck flying overhead. He took aim and, to his delight, scored a direct hit, the duck falling to earth in a farmyard.
The city guy went to claim his prize but was challenged by the farmer.
"That's my duck," insisted the city guy. "I shot him out of the sky."
"But he fell on my land," insisted the farmer. "So he's mine. But I tell you what
we'll do, we'll settle this dispute country-style." "What's that?" asked the city guy.
"I kick you in the balls as hard as I can, then you kick me in the balls as hard as you can. And the last man standing keeps the duck."
"That sounds fair enough," said the city guy and he braced himself for the full force of the farmer's boot. Sure enough, the farmer wound himself up and landed a hefty blow to his opponent's genital area. It nearly doubled him up.
Now it was the city guy's turn. But before he could do anything, the farmer said: "It's OK, you can have the duck."

 

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