Insanity
 In the course of his rounds at a mental hospital, a doctor entered a patient's room. One patient was sitting on the floor, sawing an imaginary piece of wood in half, while another patient was dangling from the ceiling by his feet.
"What are you doing?" the doctor asked the first patient.
"Can't you see? I'm sawing this piece of wood in half."
"And what's he doing?" said the doctor, indicating the other patient.
"Oh, he's my friend. He's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb."
The doctor could see that the man's face was going red as he hung from the ceiling. "If he's your friend, you should get him down before he hurts himself."
"What, and work in the dark?"

 A patient had spent 12 years in an asylum but doctors were hopeful that he was beginning to respond to treatment. One day, they decided to test their beliefs by taking him to the movies. As they entered the cinema, there was a sign on the seats saying "wet paint". The doctors disregarded the sign but were delighted when the patient placed a newspaper on the seat before sitting down. They were certain his actions proved that he was finally in touch with reality, so they asked him why he had put the newspaper on the seat.
He replied: "So I'd be higher up and have a better view."

 The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If
they're OK, then it's you. [RITA MAE BROWN]

 

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