Insects
 A man went to answer a knock at the door of his house and saw a six-foot cockroach standing there. Without warning, the cockroach slapped him around the face and ran off.
The following night, the man answered another knock at the door. Again the huge cockroach was there. This time it bit him and ran off.
On the third night, the same thing happened again, but this time the cockroach kicked him hard before running off.
The man was so worried by this that he went to see the doctor. The doctor said: "Yes, there's a nasty bug going round."

 Time's fun when you're having flies. [KERMIT THE FROG]

 Two caterpillars were sunning themselves in the garden when they spotted a butterfly overhead. It fluttered, swooped, rose again and floated on the air currents.
One caterpillar turned to the other and said: "There's no way you'll ever get me up in one of those contraptions."

 What's the difference between a sick horse and a dead bee? - One is a seedy beast, the other is a bee deceased.

 

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