Irish jokes
 An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were working together on the same building site. Each took packed lunches which they ate at the same time every day. One day the Englishman opened his Tupperware container and cried out in anguish: "Oh no, not egg sandwiches again. If I have egg sandwiches one more time, I swear I'll kill myself." Next the Scotsman opened his lunch box and screamed: "Och no, not beef sandwiches again. If I have beef sandwiches one more time, I swear I'll kill myself." Then the Irishman opened his lunch container and yelled in horror: "Oh no, not cheese sandwiches again. If I have cheese sandwiches one more time, I swear I'll kill myself."
The following day, lunchtime came round again. The Englishman opened his food to find egg sandwiches again. With a despairing cry of "Egg sandwiches, I can't face them any more," he ran along the girder and threw himself off, plunging six floors to his death. Moments later, the Scotsman opened his lunch and found beef sandwiches - again. Wailing "Beef sandwiches, I cannae face them any more," he ran along the girder and jumped to his death. Finally the Irishman opened his lunch and saw cheese sandwiches. Yelling "Cheese sandwiches, I can't face them any more," he too ran along the girder and jumped to his death.
At the funeral for the three men, their widows were inconsolable. "I don't understand," sobbed the Englishman's wife, "I thought he liked egg." The Scotsman's widow was equally puzzled. "I don't understand it either," she groaned, "I thought my husband loved beef." Finally the Irishman's wife spluttered: "I just don't understand Paddy's behaviour at all - he always made his own sandwiches."

 What's Irish and stays out all night?- Paddy O'Furniture.

 How do you sink an Irish submarine? - Knock on the hatch.

 Why did the Irishman fall out of the window? - He was ironing the curtain. [1054] What do you call an Irishman with an IQ of 12? - A village. [10551 Why don't Irish women use vibrators? - They chip their teeth.

 

 

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