Dumb And Dumber A blonde is telling a priest a joke that is both dirty and Polish. Halfway through the priest interrupts her. 'Don't you know I'm a priest? And that I'm Polish?' 'Oh, I'm sorry,' the blonde apologizes, 'do you want me to start over and talk slower?' A young blonde is asked out on a date. The boy picks her up and they go to a nearby carnival. They ride a few rides, play a few games and seem to be hitting it off. During a sort of romantic lull, the boy says, 'What do you want to do now?' 'I want a weigh,' she says. Well, okay, thinks the boy. They walk over to the fortune scales and weigh her. They playa few more games and stop for food. 'What do you want to do now?' asks the boy again. 'I want a weigh,' she says. Mmm, a little odd, but I'll go along with it, the boy thinks. Again they get her weight and fortune. After a few more games and a marvelous fireworks show, the boy repeats, 'What do you want to do now?' 'I want a weigh,' she says. Damn, thinks the boy, she's just too weird for me. They get her weight and fortune again and the boy drives her home. As she walks into the house her sister says, 'How did your date go?' 'Wousy,' says the girl.