First name: Rob Boz
    joke: Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

First name: businessguy
    joke: What is Helen Keller's favorite Convenience Store? WAAAWAAA

    joke: Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop

First name: Willy Boy
    joke: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
    How many kids did Helen Keller have? NONE! The plunger went all the way through!

First Name: LMonroe
    joke: If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

First name: Jay
    joke: Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! no seriously why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

First name: Jay
    joke: Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!

First name: Red
    joke: how did helen keller burn the side of her face? she answered the iron. how did she burn the other side? they called back.
(note from one of our visitors: "how did helen keller hear the iron ring? SHE DIDN'T!!! cause shes DEAF!!!!!!!!!!" this joke may have been fabricated, we are currently researching the authenticity of this event.)

First name: Red
    joke: what did hellen keller's room look like? she didn't know either

First name: shayla
    joke: what do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love

First name: yo momma
    joke: why does helen keller wear tight pants? so you can read her lips!!

First name: Heather
    joke: What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs

First name: little-comb
    joke: Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie? Around the Block in 80 days.

First name: Jeffrey
    joke: If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?

First name: Aussie
    joke: What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking!

First name: griz
    joke: whats the name of helen kellers new movie? silent scream.

First name: griz
    joke: how did helen keller burn her face? she was bobbing for french fries.

First name: Joseph
    joke: How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? Stuck doorknobs to the walls.

First name: patrick
    joke: Why cant Hellen Keller drive a car? Because shes a woman. Why cant Hellen Keller drive a train? Because shes dead.

First name: Dee
    joke: Why were Helen Kellers hands purple? She heard it thru the grapevine.

First name: dave
    joke: Have you heard about Helen Kellers new car? neither has she

First name: dave
    joke: Why did helen keller go crazy? she was trying to read a stucko wall.

First name: Boyd
    joke: How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? -they left the plunger in the toilet

First name: eliyah
    joke: what did hellen keller get for cristmas? polio! she had everything else.

First name: Jeremy
    joke: Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it......... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

First name: Reed
    joke: How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers

First name: max
    joke: why did helen kellers dog commit suicide? you would to if your name was mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn

First name: M & G
    joke: Why doesnt Hellen Kellar scream when she fell off the cliff? - She was wearing mittens

First Name:wickedclown
    joke: why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.

First Name: danny
    joke: Whats helen keller's favorite color? Black

First Name: The Dude
    joke: Why did Helen Keller cross the road? What, like she know's where she's going?

First Name: John dokken
    joke: How do you punish Helen Keller? By rearranging the living-room furniture.

First Name: jenifer
    joke: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off.

First Name: jenifer
    joke: How did Helen Keller breake her arms? Trying to read road signs at 40mph.

First Name: jenifer
    joke: Why couldn't Helen Keller play on her high school football team? Because she's a girl

First Name: jenifer
    joke: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

First Name: fdskflfjdkl
    joke: Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.

First Name: Charles
    joke: What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing? Washed her hands with soap.

First Name: mike
    joke: how did Helen Keller burn her hands? She was trying to read a waffle iron

First Name: adam
    joke: what does Helen Keller call the closet? Disneyworld
Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over? Disneyworld

First Name: molly
    joke: Why was Helen Keller late for school? DUI