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		Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy "I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home" "They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that" "I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now" "They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket" "If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here" "I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like makes nasty hand gestures" "My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls" "My grandma was in a farting contest..." "GitRdone" Larry the Cable Guy bought a fart machine at the mall, used it everywhere, and gave it to his grandma for his birthday

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