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		Sports jokes What do you call a moron who tackles people? A tackling dummy. Why does a ball of twine make a great defensive end? Because it's terrific at stringing out runs. What do you get if you cross a halfback and a broom? A sweep play. What do you get if you cross a swimmer and a halfback? A great dive play. What's the favorite play of quarterback dogs? The old flea-flicker pass. What do you get if you cross a quarterback with a window pane? . A screen pass. Who delivers mail to football players? The goal postman. Why did the quarterback go into a phone booth? Because he wanted to call a play. How do you make a golf club purr? Stroke its back. Which club is best at operating a golf cart? The driver .• Why doesn't a golfer get hungry during a long session on the links? Because he has a sand wedge in his bag. Why are golfers like ladies on a shopping spree? Because when -they leave the house, they always take their bags with them. What do you call a father who carries someone else's golf clubs? A daddy caddy. What do you get if you cross two defensive linemen from the L.A. Rams and two golfers? The Fearsome Foursome.