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		Sports jokes What do you .. get if you cross a hammer ,a fullback? a runner that hits the line really ham. :: What do you get if you cross an octopus with a running back? I don't know, but boy does it ever have a great straight arm! Why is a football player like a trick-or-treater? Because they both wear face masks. What do you do if someone gives you a kickoff you don't want? You return the kickoff. How do hippie football players score six points? They run into the living end zone. What do you call a hotdog cart on the front line of the end zone? . A goal line stand. Why did the defensive lineman pick up the quarter back? Because he wanted to throw him for a loss. What do you get if you cross a defensive lineman with a washer woman? A clothesline tackle. What is a bread baker's favorite football play? A roll-out pass. What do you get when you make six offensive linemen all stand on one foot? An unbalanced offensive line. Why are football teams so well protected? Because each team has at least two guards. Who is the oldest forward pass? Pop Pass . What do you get if you cross an artist and ~ half back? A draw play. '"