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		Two men were about to travel by train for the first time in their lives. Each man brought a banana along for a snack. As the train was approaching a long tunnel about half an hour into the trip both men decided to eat their bananas. Suddenly the one man says, "Did you eat your banana yet?" "No." Said the other. "Well, don't touch it! I took one bite and I went blind!" Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me! What do you get when you cut a banana in two? A BANANA SPLIT! Customer: "How much is that banana for?" Salesperson: "$1.00" Customer: "Can you sell it to me for 60 cents?" Salesperson: "At that rate, you'll only get the banana peel!" Customer: "Okay... I'll buy the banana for 40 cents, but you can keep the peel!"

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