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		Here are some of the best yo mama jokes ive heard of: 1. yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and down came the skittles 2. yo mama is so fat she uses I-95 as a slip n slide 3. yo mama is so fat she went in the ocean and all the whales started singing,"We are family... even though youre bigger than me" 4. yo mama is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball 5. yo mama is so fat that Iraq threatened her with slim-fast if she didnt fart to intoxicate half the population 6. yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change 7. yo mama is so fat that she owes the IRS $100,000 from using all that toilet paper. 8. yo mama is so fat that she dropped her wedding ring just before she was about to say i do and made the grand canyon(now shell never have to worry about wedding costs) 9. yo mama is so ugly that the devil regected her on the way to hell 10. yo mama is so fat that osama would have been better of having her bungee jump from the twin towers than slamming two planes into them 11. yo mama is so fat she makes a whale look like a pimple on her ass 12. yo mama is so fat she made the gateway arch a circle on her tour through louisiana Yo Momma so fat, her blood type's Ragu. Yo Momma so fat, she went to the fat contest and came in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd! Yo Momma so fat, she makes Shamu look like a tic-tac. Yo Momma's so stupid, she went to a Whaler's game to see Shamu. Yo Momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company. Yo Momma's so fat, her nipples touch her back. Yo Momma's not so bad....She'll give you the hair off her back! Yo Momma's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama so fat, I asked her to do a push up, and she got one from the Ice Cream truck. Yo mama so stupid, she thought grape nuts was an STD. Yo mama so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a Sorority. Yo mama so fat, when she put on guess jeans, the answer popped out. Yo mama so poor, during the holidays, she watches a tape of other people unwrapping presents. Yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her toes. Yo mama so poor, she can’t afford a freestyle. Yo mama so old, I use her wrinkles as a cheese grater. Yo mama so nasty, that when she go to the beach, cats bury her. Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob. Yo mama so nasty, when yo daddy wants sex, he tells her to get out of the car. Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a phone up her ass to make a booty call. Yo mama so fat, she masturbates to cookbooks. Yo mama so fat, her fingernails got stretch marks. Yo mama ain’t so bad...she gives me the hair off her back!

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