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 A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of Polish vodka. A man sitting next to him remarks, 'That's a coincidence. I, too, am enjoying a Polish vodka. Since I arrived from the old country, this is the only bar in which I have found it.' To which the first replies, 'Old country! I'm from the old country. Let me buy you another'
As the drinks are being poured, one of the men asks, 'What part of the old country are you from?' 'Krakow,' replies the other.
'This is weird,' said the first 'I, too, am from Krakow! Let's get another shot.'
After the new round arrives, the first asks, 'So, pal, what did you do back in Krakow?'
'Not much, really. I came here right out of high school. I graduated from the Lech Walesa Technical Academy in '81.'
'This is eerie,' replies the other. 'I'm Walesa Tech.
'81. Let's get another shot.'
But the bartender says, 'Slow down fellas, I gotta  make a call.' The bartender calls his wife and tells her that he'll be late getting home. When she inquires as to the cause, he replies. 'Oh, the friggin' Liszjewski twins are here again!'
 

A pigmy went to his first cricket match and was describing it to his witch-doctor on his return. 'It was a beautiful sunny Sunday: he said. 'A big crowd of people had gathered around this big field of grass. In the middle there was a thin strip of mowed grass. And there were three sticks at either end. And a man in a long overcoat came out with two men in sweaters. And he tossed something silvery into the air. They went out and in came II men in sweaters and white pants. One of them was padded and had great big gloves. Then out came two men with pads on their legs and small gloves holding big sticks. They took positions at either end of the strip and another man came running towards them and threw a red ball at the person holding the stick And at that very minute it started to pour. Those white men sure know how to make rain.'
 

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