A black man dies, and when he gets to the gates of heaven, Saint Peter says, "Excuse me. We do not allow black people in heaven unless they've done a great deed." The black man says, "But I done a great deed. Let me tell you about the great deed I done. I done fucked the daughter of the Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan at halftime under the bleachers at the Georgia-Alabama football game." Saint Peter says, "Wow, that is a good deed. Tell me, how long ago did you do this?" The black man replies, "Oh, about five minutes ago!"

Do you know what "fe fi fo, fi fi fo fo" is?

Mike Tyson's phone number! .
A social worker visits a black woman named Mrs. Smith and asks, "How many children do you have?" She answers, "Twelve!" The social worker asks, "How many boys and how many girls?" Mrs. Smith says, "All boys!" The social worker asks, "What are their names?" Mrs. Smith answers, "They all named Dwayne!" The social worker says, "Isn't that confusing? How do you call them individually?" Mrs. Smith says, "Easy, I just calls them by their last names!"

When do blacks become niggers?

When they leave the room.

What's white, weighs sixteen ounces, and is worth $25,000?

Dwight Gooden's rosin bag!

What do you call a black priest?

Holy Shit!

Will the real Wilt Chamberlain please sit down.

A black man was in the men's room of a hotel and started taking a leak. The man in the urinal next to him happened to stare at him and noticed that he had a white penis. The man said, "You should be in Ripley's Believe It or Not. I've never seen or heard of a black man with a white dick before!" The other man said, "I'm not black. I'm a coal miner on my honeymoon!' ,

Do you know what you call a black hitchhiker?

Very unlucky!

What do you call a raw steak or a black intellectual?

Very rare.