Mommy . . . What is Courting? (Rated X)

One day little Johnny came home from school and asked his
mom about curting. Flustered, she replied, "Tonight go watch
your sister when she comes home with her boyfriend. That's
courting."

The next day, Johnny tells his mother what happened. "Well,
Sis and her boyfriend came home last night and sat on the
couch. They started kissing and stuff and I think sis was
getting sick because she kept making faces. Her boyfriend
must have thought so to, because he started feeling for her
heartbeat like the doc. He wasn't as good as the Dr. though,
he missed an awful lot. That's when the fever started. I
know it was a fever because sis said she was really hot.
Then her boyfriend ripped off her blouse and bra, and I saw
why he couldn't get to her heart, there were these big bumps
on her chest! He then ripps off her skirt and undies and she
has grown a lot of hair there, she should clean it more
often. I guess her boyfriend thought so to because he
started sucking there, licking and using his fingers. Then
sis yelled out to God and unzipped her boyfriend's pants.
This big snake jumped out and sis started to try and bite
it's head off. She stopped trying and then it squirted all
over the couch. Then sis took off his pants and sat on the
snake, I think they were trying to squish it. Sis started to
bounce up and down on it. She said it was nearly as big as
Daddy's! Suddenly, she stopped and said she wasn't on
anything, but her boyfriend said it was too late. They had
both cum. So, did I explain it right?"

His mom fainted.