A cowboy goes
into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his
horse has been stolen, He walks back into the bar, and
fires his gun through the ceiling, 'WHICH ONE OF YOU
MOTHERS STOLE MY HOSS?' he yells, Noone answers, 'ALL
RIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T
OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN
TEXAS:
He gets another beer, walks outside, and his
horse is back, So he gets on it and makes to ride out of
town, The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks,
'Say pardner, what happened, in Texas?'
The cowboy turns to him and says, 'I had to
bloody walk home:
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the
elephants decided to challenge the ants to a game of
soccer, The game was going well, with the elephants
beating the ants ten goals to nil, when the ants gained
possession,
The ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the
elephants' goal when the elephants' left-back came
lumbering towards him, The elephant trod on the little
ant, killing him instantly,
The referee stopped the game, 'What the hell do
you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship,
killing another player?'
The elephant replied, 'Well I didn't meant to kill
him _ I was just trying to trip him up.'
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